May 2012
11 posts
Stian and I just took a 45 minute walk around the neighborhood and marina. There is so much around here we didn’t know about. Like, there is an old war fort down the road, and the original cannons are still on the property, and we got to look at the little islands down at the marina, and see hares and all this other wildlife you don’t get to see during the day. It’s really...
My mom was spelling a word for my brother just now, and my brother thought she said F when she said X.
When he goes okay “F” and she goes “No, X….like in exam”
REALLY MOM?!
I feel like a puzzle with a missing piece.
:/
April 2012
54 posts
I think I need to stop following a ton of the food blogs I follow.
At first, they were helping with supressing my appetite, but now as I am getting more and more homesick, they are doing more and more damage than good, and I am tired of being chubby.
I miss the old me. The skinny mini me.
Starting tomorrow, I am dieting and exercising like no tomorrow.
My grandparents cannot see me like this...
I have a newfound love for Skrillex.
That being said, I am obsessed with Bangarang.
Everytime it gets to the chorus (I suppose that’s what you’d call it), I feel like I should be sitting in a lowrider with serious hydraulics, just bumpin’ it down the street.
My cousin got married in New York a couple of hours ago to his now wife, who has been with him for nearly 8 years. They deserve happiness more than anyone I know.
I am so upset that I was not able to be there, but there is an unfortunate 4000+ miles inbetween us right now.
My brother just started posting pictures, and I am an emotional mess. Who knew that I wouldn’t even have to be back...
Have you ever thought someone is trying to talk to you from the grave?
The past 3 nights in a row, I have had an old friend of mine in my dreams. Every dream, he tells me he’s not dead….he’s alive, he had to fake his death.
For the past 3 years, I have had this gut feeling he isn’t dead, but his mother and sister always say he is. Something just never felt right to me...
I got my Norwegian candy in the mail today :D
This can only mean one thing….
MORE FOOD PICTURES :D
I’ll upload a picture post with the things later :)
So today has been a lovely day :) Well, Lovely minus the constant rain.
I slept until 12 this afternoon, which is a little late, but I was tired, so it’s all good.
Unfortunately, we woke up to our water turned off, so I was having a panic attack, because I had to brush my teeth before we left. Thankfully, 20 minutes before I had to go to the bus station, they turned it back on. They were...
I’m sitting here watching Ellen and she said the word “chickens” and Stian didn’t know that you could say that. He thought the plural for more than one chicken was just chicken.
Then he said “meeses” and I was like “no, moose” and he goes “okay, I have many gooses” and I was like “no, it’s just goose….NO. WAIT....
Holy lord, that doctor was a genius.
He gave me superstrength painkillers to take for 10 days and by the second pill I took yesterday, I was in total bliss.
I can move my neck around without pain, so I’m not screaming and crying anymore.
I’m also able to sleep! I slept about 10.5-11 hours without waking up. I have never felt more rested.
My neck is on FIRE.
I think when I fell down the stairs, I fucked up something in my spine, because I have not been able to sleep due to the neck pain.
I can actually feel that the whole side of my neck is inflamed. I’d bet all the heat I was putting on it wasn’t helping.
Like, it’s been 5 days. Heat makes it worse. Ice makes it worse. Aspirin is a waste of time. Stian...
I was looking to see if "First of the... →
So I fell down a flight of stairs today.
Like I said earlier, I am very sick, and my body just decided it wanted to shut down completely, so as I was walking down, my entire left leg gave out, and when I went to catch myself with my right leg, that one gave out too, and I slid down the whole flight and screamed. Thank god my neighbors are all old so they didn’t even hear me.
Stian heard...
I’m so sick omggggggg.
I’m also lying in the most awkward position to keep myself warm. I’m on an L shaped couch, with a huge pile of blankets on the side not near the wall so I can lay my head down, 2 pillows behind my back, and then 1 under my butt, and since the end of the L where my feet is is right next to the heat element, I have my toes in the openings in there. Plus I...
Stian is washing dishes and humming the Mario theme…..my life, truly.
I would so bang Gordon Ramsay. Just saying.
Stian and I finally took down the Christmas tree.
We have been talking about rearranging the living room for a week now, and decided if that was going to happen, the tree needed to come down.
So now we’re moving everything in the living room. He’s doing all the techy TV shit now, and connecting all the game systems and whatnot, so I got a break to type this.
Not that anyone cares....
I am like a kid in a candy shop.
Stian is off making sweet buns and the second he finishes, I’m making scones.
I am so hungry thinking about them.
om nom nom nom nom
Before I nap, I think I need to rant though. Might help me sleep.
Anyway, I’m pissed at Stian’s mom, yet again.
She took a girls trip to Gothenburg with my friend Linda, Linda’s sister in law, and Linda’s mother. Now that’s great and all, but why the fuck wasn’t I invited?
I might not have gone, considering I have cramps, plus I still can’t stand...
Seriously, I fell asleep at 4:30am and I woke up about a half hour ago, which is around 9:30am.
My sleep schedule is fucked beyond repair.
I’m working on forcing a nap on the couch right now. You can probably tell that isn’t going well.
Took me 11 years to realize Donkeylips from “Salute Your Shorts” is in “Dude, Where’s My Car?”
Better late than never!
One of my biggest pet peeves:
When someone ignores a message you send them.
Like, I go back in every single thing I read as far as I remember reading and I read back up, just so I don’t forget to read anything.
But some people just don’t and sometimes I write something that I feel is important, and I get nothing back and that pisses me the fuck off.
Another thing that drives me...
I have been hungry all day. No, seriously.
Like, I finish eating something, and I’m full, but I still want to eat.
It’s probably because I’m bored, but seriously, this is ridiculous.
The thought of baking tomorrow has my mouth salivating uncontrollably.
I’m a fucking beast lol.
Stian and I are baking scones and sweet buns tomorrow <3
SO EXCITED :D
Well, I finally slept!
Finally, one night where I don’t wake up every 5th minute. Stian made me take one of his anxiety meds. Turns out it worked.
I even took an extra 2 hour nap on the couch this afternoon :3
I don’t feel 100% better, but I’m not nearly as exhausted as I was and I’m glad I’m better.
I’ll bet you just wasted 30 seconds reading this too. Oh...
Now that I have ranted, I can explain about my lovely day :)
Well, it started shitty. I haven’t slept a decent night for the past 5 nights. So I was cranky and didn’t want to leave the bed this morning.
But I did. I had a work meeting. I basically sat on facebook trying to keep myself awake, and Stian sat there taking notes. Stupid meeting though. Same meeting now 3 weeks in a row...
I know I was supposed to post about my day, but first, this:
This guy I went to high school with….he and his fiance bothered me for a month to give them my address so they could send me an invitation, and I was hesitant, because I really didn’t want anyone outside of my family to know where I live exactly. I gave in, because I was tired of hearing them whine, and have been waiting for...
Today was a better day than I was expecting. I’ll make a post soon about it :)
Sometimes, I have this thought where I want Stian to read some of the essays I have written for High School and College that I have saved.
Like, no one else has ever seen some of the things I have written, and with the grades I have received, I feel like they need a little recognition besides what myself and my teachers have thought.
But when I think about this, I feel like maybe I’ll...
Stian and I were just out smoking, and he goes “I can’t wait for summer. I want to buy more bubbles and sit out here and blow our cigarette smoke into the bubbles and pop them all day again. That was so fun.”
I was all “We have Hello Kitty bubbles in the closet (it’s either Hello Kitty or Cars, and I prefer HK). Go get them now!”
So we just sat outside for...
I’ve noticed that since I moved from New York, I almost never get sick.
I have been sick a few times here, including my small illness now, so it’s not like I am healthy 100% of the time. But back when I lived in NY, I was sick every other day. I always had an ailment. Stuffy nose. Cough. Sneezing. Sore throat. You name it, I probably had it.
But now I’m here, and I’m...
I’m really chatty right now. All I want to do is talk about everything and anything.
So pissed at my sister.
She told me she and her AP course were taking a trip to Ireland/England this spring. I kept telling her to remind me of the days she was going to be there early, so then Stian and I could plan a trip there to visit with her, even if it was for a few hours. Plus, I have a bunch of friends in England and Ireland and it would have been nice to see them!
Guess what she...
If you saw this on my main blog, sorry for the...
PICK 5 TV SHOWS YOU LIKE BEFORE READING THE QUESTIONS.
Once Upon a Time
How I Met Your Mother
Revenge
The Big Bang Theory
CSI
1. Who is your favourite character in 2?
Lily Aldrin. Hands fucking down.
2. Who is your least favourite character in 1?
As of right now, Sidney Glass/The Mirror. HE’S A TWOFACED PRICK.
3. What’s your favourite episode of 4?
Oh god, there are SO MANY good...
I have been so under the weather today that I haven’t been able to get a chance to write anything today.
Between the 5-6 hours of sleep, the nasty weather outside, and my body not being able to handle the flipflopping weather, I am weak and tired and I have no energy or effort to bitch and whine, or even babble.
Ugh.
I haven’t slept well in the past 2 nights, and now I can’t sleep at all.
I moved out to the couch and threw on The Nanny. I hope it easier to sleep here all pressed into the backside of the couch, while Fran Fine and her crazy New York accent reminds me of my home.
:/
So we’re back now.
It wasn’t as bad I was expecting. I take this as the next sign of the impending apocalypse.
We got there, she was all smiles, which creeped me out. Stian’s stepdad was ignoring me, although I sort of expected that from him. Fucking prick.
I just ran straight to the cats, really. They’re the only things in that house that haven’t turned on me....
O_O
Out of the blue, Stian’s mom just invited us to dinner.
I wonder what the hell this is about….
I’m sure there will be a post to follow this tonight…
I am honestly disgustingly depressed because I want chocolate chip cookies and we have none and are missing ingredients to make them.
Sigh.
In addition to that last post, I cannot wait to rub that shit in his mom’s face.
Her whole “oh well, whatever, if that’s more important than Easter dinner” spiel….LOOK WHAT IT DID. IT PAID OFF YOU CUNT. I TOLD YOU IT WAS MORE IMPORTANT!
Plus we had a good day instead of a miserable one. I am a real spiteful, nasty fucking cunt when I want to be….and after that...
I am SO glad we skipped that Easter dinner I mentioned the other day.
If you remember, I wrote that Stian was entered in competitions to win us money because we’re totally broke and can’t afford to do anything right now.
Well, guess what followers? HE WON!
He and his 2 buddies who helped him won 2.500- NOK, which will give them about 833- NOK each. In US dollars, that’s about...
Just went on a whole rant in a thread on a forum I am in about how The Hunger Games stole their whole plot from Battle Royale.
I had other people who knew what I was talking about/were supporting me.
I know it’s just the internet, but FUCK YEAH I ROCK.
When I need to relax, I find that sorting beads actually mellows me out completely. I don’t know why. It just does.
Anywho, while doing that for the last 3 hours, I decided I wanted a few baby dreads in my hair, so now I have those.
Stian says the beads I put in my hair to hold the dreads there look like donuts. I am totally okay with that too :3
This is a pointless post really.
I hope...
I, for the first time in a long time, just had a snappy comeback that left Stian speechless. SCORE!
I always ask Stian stupid questions that I always know the answer to.
Today’s question was “Did you like what I posted on your facebook wall?” (I know he liked the video, because he wrote that he did) and he responded “duh, I even pushed the like button.”
Feeling a...
I cry almost everytime I post something on this blog.
Yet another rant about my future mother in law. Skip if you’re tired of reading about her.
I cannot stand that woman. I swear.
We have been waiting for WEEKS to be invited to one of his family member’s homes for Easter, although we were secretly hoping no one did. Since no one ever invited us, we made plans on our own for this weekend.
About an hour ago, I get a phonecall:
...
I really wish decent doughnuts existed here. I am just miserable and I want to drown my face in a big box of doughnuts from Dunkin’ Donuts.
Note to self: Buy milk in the morning.
If I don’t have vanilla cake soon, I am going to lose my shit.
