April 2012
54 posts
O_O
Out of the blue, Stian’s mom just invited us to dinner.
I wonder what the hell this is about….
I’m sure there will be a post to follow this tonight…
I am honestly disgustingly depressed because I want chocolate chip cookies and we have none and are missing ingredients to make them.
Sigh.
In addition to that last post, I cannot wait to rub that shit in his mom’s face.
Her whole “oh well, whatever, if that’s more important than Easter dinner” spiel….LOOK WHAT IT DID. IT PAID OFF YOU CUNT. I TOLD YOU IT WAS MORE IMPORTANT!
Plus we had a good day instead of a miserable one. I am a real spiteful, nasty fucking cunt when I want to be….and after that...
I am SO glad we skipped that Easter dinner I mentioned the other day.
If you remember, I wrote that Stian was entered in competitions to win us money because we’re totally broke and can’t afford to do anything right now.
Well, guess what followers? HE WON!
He and his 2 buddies who helped him won 2.500- NOK, which will give them about 833- NOK each. In US dollars, that’s about...
Just went on a whole rant in a thread on a forum I am in about how The Hunger Games stole their whole plot from Battle Royale.
I had other people who knew what I was talking about/were supporting me.
I know it’s just the internet, but FUCK YEAH I ROCK.
When I need to relax, I find that sorting beads actually mellows me out completely. I don’t know why. It just does.
Anywho, while doing that for the last 3 hours, I decided I wanted a few baby dreads in my hair, so now I have those.
Stian says the beads I put in my hair to hold the dreads there look like donuts. I am totally okay with that too :3
This is a pointless post really.
I hope...
I, for the first time in a long time, just had a snappy comeback that left Stian speechless. SCORE!
I always ask Stian stupid questions that I always know the answer to.
Today’s question was “Did you like what I posted on your facebook wall?” (I know he liked the video, because he wrote that he did) and he responded “duh, I even pushed the like button.”
Feeling a...
I cry almost everytime I post something on this blog.
Yet another rant about my future mother in law. Skip if you’re tired of reading about her.
I cannot stand that woman. I swear.
We have been waiting for WEEKS to be invited to one of his family member’s homes for Easter, although we were secretly hoping no one did. Since no one ever invited us, we made plans on our own for this weekend.
About an hour ago, I get a phonecall:
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I really wish decent doughnuts existed here. I am just miserable and I want to drown my face in a big box of doughnuts from Dunkin’ Donuts.
Note to self: Buy milk in the morning.
If I don’t have vanilla cake soon, I am going to lose my shit.
I think my favorite noise in the entire world is the sound of ice clinking against a glass. Seriously.
I have been having a lot of troubles with Stian’s mom again >_>
First of all, let me just say that when I moved to Sweden, I was moving here to be happier and not get treated like shit.
However, lately I feel lower than dirt, and it’s ALL because of Stian’s mother and her husband and his family. They have been making me feel very uncomfortable here, and extremely...
I have a SERIOUS problem with jello.
I don’t mind eating it occasionally, but I think it looks disgusting. It makes me physically nauseous.
It might be because I saw that slow motion jello video and it just looks awful but still….yuck.
March 2012
33 posts
I woke up from my dream today and nearly cried.
It makes me sound like a fucking cow, but I dreamt I was back home visiting my mom, and she had tons of American food that I haven’t eaten since I moved and I was just eating it and enjoying the shit out of it, and then I woke up. No skittles in my hands. No fruit roll ups. No chocolate covered granola bars. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Bupkis.
I...
My neighbor is asking for death.
If she puts the music any louder, my house is going to be jumping on its own. WHY THE FUCK ARE NONE OF THE OTHER NEIGHBORS COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS CUNT?!
It’s official….I’m a Minecraft lover now :3
I finally tried it….2 hours later (which seemed like 30 minutes!), I’m hooked :3
Dear Asshole who hacked one of my emails:
FUCK YOU.
No more Tumblr for me until tomorrow afternoon/night.
I follow way too many Tumblrs in the US that are getting prepared to watch the Pretty Little Liars finale and I do not want to know what happens until I can find it online tomorrow.
