I am definitely the only person in the world who HATES Halloween. Most people I know are still dressing up for this stupid “holiday” in their 20s.

I stopped trick or treating when I was 13. I have no effort to go to someones door, and beg them to give me something. I hated walking up and down Center Street. Longest fucking walk of my life. 

Costumes are way too expensive anyway. It’s cheaper to recreate those costumes, but people are lazy and would rather waste their money.

It kind of makes me happy that I live in Europe. It’s not really recognized here. There are very few costumes for kids, and all the teenagers use it as an excuse to dress like street walkers (not so unlike the Americans) which I find repulsive.

I really hope no kids knock on my door tomorrow. I refuse to buy candy. I’m so over this whole day. I’m like the Halloween Grinch.

Can this godforsaken day just pass already?