Some of my distant family really drives me nuts.

For instance, I have one snobby, rich second cousin. She constantly says AWFUL things to me, to piss me off on purpose. It’s not worth getting angry at her, but the comments she makes are so horrible.

One time, she said she knew my grandmother was an awful woman after meeting her for just an hour. Who the fuck are you to say ANYTHING about my grandmother when you talked to her for a mere hour?!

But yeah, back to the point:

Now, she’s been telling me for a couple of months that she’s coming to Europe with her mother (more specifically, Italy, Spain, and France). Now, when she said she’d be coming, I automatically assumed she’d be coming to Sweden to visit me as well. Nope. That stingy fucking bitch keeps messaging me telling me the dates she’s coming so I can fly to meet her. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

Now, in case you follow this blog, and you don’t know me, I live in Sweden. I go to school, which means I get paid NOTHING. My boyfriend works his ass off, and we make a decent amount of money, but we have to save to travel and see his family around Europe and my family back in the US. On top of that, when I finish this school in the mid-winter, I will be getting a job. There’s even less time to travel.

So, about an hour ago, I made a comment on Facebook about how I would love visitors here. That cunt has the fucking nerve to mention again how I HAVE to come see her when she visits Europe. When I told her there is no way we’ll have the money for that, she goes “Well, it’s *insert dates here” in June. You’ll have more than enough money by then.” Again, I repeat: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

If she’s so fucking set on seeing me, maybe she should stop being the stingy money grubbing Jew she is (Fuck you, I’m Jewish too. I’m allowed to throw that term around) and take some of her money and spend all of a $40 plane ride to come see me.

Plus, my grandparents (including that grandmother from earlier in this post) from the US are coming to visit me for the first time around those same days. So I’m not giving up a chance to see my grandparents for that stupid bitch.

God, I hate her >_>